LEXOPHILIC GOD IS NOT
Monday, June 08, 2015
John 7:16-53
Our English language can be very confusing
even for those schooled carefully to speak it. Our family saw this humorous
puzzle with foreign exchange students that spoke precise English that at times
contextually carried different intent outside of their understanding. And then
we have USA witticisms meant for fun but confusing to those unfamiliar with
hearing such humor.
" LEXOPHILIA " is just such an area:
You can tune a
piano, but you can't tuna a fish.
To write with a
broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in
schools, they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen
one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
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